Tech Startup or Middle School AIM Screen-Name?
ANSWER: All the above are names of Tech Startups.
You Watched The Lincoln Lawyer and Sorority House Massacre. We Recommend Legally Blonde.
You Watched Finding Nemo and Hotel Rwanda. We Recommend Blackfish.
You Watched House and School of Rock. We Recommend Schoolhouse Rock.
You Watched Roman Holiday and Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. We Recommend Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.
You Watched Miracle on 34th Street and Everybody Hates Chris. We Recommend Bad Santa.
You Watched Puppet and No Strings Attached. We Recommend Pinocchio.
You Watched Chef and The Perfect Storm. We Recommend Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs.
You Watched The Cat In The Hat and An Inconvenient Truth. We Recommend The Lorax.
You Watched Girls and The Jeffrey Dahmer Files. We Recommend Monster.
You Watched Police Academy 4 and Police Academy 5. We Recommend Something New.
confusion rises hazy in my eyes
when the mailman comes
and we have to tip him near christmas
but i am a billy goat and you are a human
and both of us with our lungs and frontal lobes
but you with an afterlife
and hominid prestige
i have loved you with a goat’s heart
for 18 months now
and that means our love has first words
and can walk alone
i have loved you undeservingly and assiduously
when you tip the mailman
and understand his gestures
and find me in animal confusion
opening jam jars with hooves
i am stupid
but i chose you
i can’t be stupid
if you choose me
you said your skin was a long, thin dam
trying to contain the yukon river
and your mouth was the bering sea
your philtrum the bering strait
and your lower half (approx. 37 inches)
then the bering sea curled crescent
as you told me in a pride-hushed whisper
how you hold america’s third longest river
and i can’t believe your satisfaction
with being only a tertiary structure
you lift up your waterlogged arms, splashing and
sloshing before your fingertips collide with the
shore of my cheek
and you ask me how I enjoy being a puddle.
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